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could you be best? Yes. be bird.

he/him | 1992
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tags:
angels | birds | space



if you're sad please look at this

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i’m trans and a communist and i’m literally only here to reblog shitposts. thanks.

toebeanz:

lost-son-of-rome:

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

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New state dropped my dudes

(Source: depsidase)

Anonymous said:
Humans in the Pokemon world likely lay eggs

kadzhi:

supreme-leader-stoat:

kibibarel:

please don’t revive this debate, i already spent a frankly inordinate amount of time discussing it that one time…

You ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?

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brucespringsteen:

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

funkyness:

back when the pewdiepie controversies were going on, i often saw people saying “who’s pewdiepie” and i always thought that was weird bc who the fuck doesn’t know who pewdiepie is. you have to be aware of his existence, not even by watching his content, just by being on the internet, he was famous as shit. but now i get it. i have no idea who or what dream is and i want to keep it that way

assoc-of-free-people:

nintenerd64:

funny-tik-toks:

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That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

guooey:

fawn-lesbian:

guooey:

my LGBTQA+ friend group call that mixed fruit

And my mentally ill friend group call that mixed nuts

being LGBTQA+ and a mentally ill friend group call that trail mix 

a-lil-strawberry:

hawkeyedflame:

found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

good to know. you took one for the team

pixelwitchess:

thewordywarlock:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

iamoutofideas:

mutantapologist:

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

it’s always the fucking symptoms

the-grollican:

spleen9000:

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it